Fishing Quotations that Make You Go Hmmm

Fishing is a seminal act that is so much more than justEd Zern
the technique of catching fish. Over the years, many aGive a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give
famous person has been quoted ruminating on it.him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for
Following are a few of the more pertinent quotes.a fish.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing onThere will be days when the fishing is better than one's
the shore like an idiot. - Steven Wrightmost optimistic forecast, others when it is far worse.
The only thing bad about winning the pennant is thatEither is a gain over just staying home. - Roderick
you have to manage the All-Star Game the next year.Haig-Brown
I'd rather go fishing for three years. - Whitey HerzogMay the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in
Even eminent chartered accountants are known, init.
their capacity as fishermen, blissfully to ignoreAll Americans believe that they are born fishermen.
differences between seven and ten inches, half aFor a man to admit a distaste for fishing would be like
pound and two pounds, three fish and a dozen fish. -denouncing mother-love or hating moonlight. - John
William Sherwood FoxSteinbeck
When a man picks up a fly rod for the first time, heThere are only two occasions when Americans
may not know, he has been born again. - Joseph D.respect privacy, especially in Presidents. Those are
Farrisprayer and fishing. - Herbert Hoover
The trout do not rise in the cemetery, so you better doThere is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm. -
your fishing while you are still able. - Sparse GreyPatrick F. McManus
HackleReading about baseball is a lot more interesting than
Most of the world is covered by water. A fisherman'sreading about chess, but you have to wonder: Don't
job is simple: Pick out the best parts. - Charlesany of these guys ever go fishing? - Dave Shiflett
WatermanI fish better with a lit cigar; some people fish better with
Fly fishermen are born honest, but they get over it. -talent.