I Hate Bass Fishing!

Given the choice of choosing between bass fishingand worms. Then you have worms in just about every
and watching old game show reruns on TV, I'm afraid Isize, shape and color combinations you could ever
would have to select the latter as my entertainmentpossibly imagine. In this category you also have lizards,
for the week! My tastes in angling run toward thosegrubs, shads, crawfish, mice and frogs, all in
species that are more eager to be caughtthan the wilysqueezably soft plastic. I'm not bass socially correct
bass. I like to dangle my bait in the water and let abecause I still use minnows!
hungry fish drift by and grab it; nothing much moreJust buying bait can be a traumatic experience. I never
energetic than that!like to engage in unnecessary thinking and thoughts
Before you can do anything about bass fishing, youabout having to choose among the thousands of lures
have to have a boat. This type of fishing seems toavailable are making me crazy!
operate on the premise that if you can see them, theyFishing clothes are a different matter entirely. Gone are
can see you and they won't bite. This makes fishingthe days when you would see a bass boat with a
from shore impossible; you have to sneak up on themcouple of guys in T-shirts and denim cutoffs tossing a
from the middle of the river or lake. Unless you have alure near a tree stump. Today's fashionable fisherman
boat, you can't really call yourself a bass fisherman!will be wearing a fishing shirt with large pockets on the
Purchasing a boat and motor is not an easy job. Firstfront of the shirt and with epaulets on the shoulders.
of all the prices that are being charged for new bassThe shirt would come in a variety of colors, from
boats are astonishing! My first house didn't cost nearlypeach to canary yellow.
as much as a decent boat costs today. Once youRegular shorts won't work anymore. Bass fishermen
recover from sticker shock and you buy a boat andof today must wear nylon fishing shorts, with cargo
motor, it will have to be outfitted with a trolling motor,pockets to carry nutrition bars and powdered drink
depth finder, and other incidentals you really need tomixes to pour into their bottled water. The bottoms of
hunt down the elusive bass.the shorts are made of nylon mesh in case the
When I'm on the lake or beach, I expect my fish to bitewearer is thrown out of the boat and has to swim for
the bait I throw at them. Mostly I just watch the bobberhis life. If that occurs he'll be suitably attired when he is
dancing on the water and wait until it goes under. Thatdragged out of the water by rescuers.
is not the case with bass fishing aficionados. You haveOther considerations for the bass fisherman are his
to have a large variety of lures in your tackle box ifchoice of rods and reels and fishing line. Bass rods
you're going to fill up the deep well in your brand newcome in a variety of categories; flipping rods, jerk rods,
boat. Selecting the right type of bait not only isshort rods and long rods. Reels suitable for bass fishing
necessary; it's expensive!also come in different models. To make sure you have
If you troll around the lake with a minnow and hook,the right one, you should buy one of each and have
you're not considered a real bass fisherman. Unlessthem outfitted and stored on your boat. Whether you
your tackle box contains at least a couple of hundredcatch anything or not, you'll impress other fishermen
dollars of bass lures, you're not a member of the club. Iwhen you meet them on the water.
fully suspect that most of these lures catch moreBy nature I'm a simple man and bass fishing has
fishermen than fish.become too complicated for me. I'll just doze
Picking the right lure is a chore when there are sounderneath a shade tree and wait for a fish to tug on
many to choose from. There are swim baits, crankthe line tied to my big toe.
baits, jerk baits, twitch baits, slash baits, spinner baits