When Waders Attack Part II

When Waders Attack Part IIback, justbetween the shoulder blades. A distinct smell
By J.S. Jonesof burning clothreached my nostrils, and then the hot
My waders can attack in a variety of ways, and it'sspot on my back blossomedinto full-blown pain.
interestingto see the approach they will take on eachApparently, the waders had seen anopportunity and
outing. For instance,caught the burning ember in mid air to add
I was out goose hunting with a local farmer when onesomeexcitement to the morning. Jake had apparently
of the moreoriginal attempts took place.noticed the smellof smoke as well. He looked over his
Jake was a farmer with two great loves in his live,shoulder and said in acountry drawl, "You're on fire."
goose huntingand fine cigars. I rarely saw him do oneThen turned back to his dogyelling, "Bring that goose
without the other. Hehad set up a sunken blind on hison over here."
land, surrounded by water andthick with food for theIn the meantime, I began to do a fair impression of a
geese. The roof on the blind was springloaded andchimpanzeeon amphetamines. Hopping from foot to
when the geese were landing, you pressedfoot, slapping my back overmy shoulder, I tried to
upwardslightly, and it retracted leaving the top of theextinguish the flames. The waders hadstrategically
blindcompletely open for shooting.placed the ember about half way down my back
We had just taken shots at a flock of three geese,sothat the flames couldn't be reached. Then panic set
and Jake hadclimbed out of the blind to the groundin and theflight instinct took over, but the confined
above with his dog. Theyset about retrieving the birds,space of the blinddidn't give me much room to
while I remained in the blindwith my elbows propped onmaneuver. As I circled the blind forthe thirtieth time, I felt
the edge of the blind. Jake croucheddown a couple ofa rush of cold water envelop my body.
feet in front of me with his boots at about myeye levelI looked up to see Jake standing over me, grinning like
and admired his dog working.a raccoonin a chicken farm. He held his soaking wet
While watching his dog, Jake reached up and took hishat in his hands.
cigar out ofhis mouth, stretched his arm behind him, and"Thanks, buddy, that was close," I said.
flicked off theashes. I watched the red-hot end of the"Don't mention it."
cigar detach and flyharmlessly over my shoulder. The"That was awful quick thinking, you're a heck of a guy
dog had located a bird and wastromping back to theto ruinyour hat for me."
blind with it hanging from his mouth."Yeah, we go way back. Besides, I hate paperwork."
Shortly, I felt a warm spot begin to develop on myCopyright (R) J. S.